Episode 28: A Woman Cannot Live on Rage Alone
This week the Gaylords return to Ludlow, Maine for the Pet Sematary remake and find themselves pondering undead pyramid schemes, stony soil, plot switcheroos, and John Lithgow’s mustard lips. Is dead really sometimes better? Listen for Stacie & Anthony’s final verdicts and all the remake talk you can stand!
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Episode 27: Peanut Butter and Paris Hilton
This week the Gaylords don their white tank tops and venture back to the early-to-mid-2000s for the Tank Top Trilogy: 2003’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Wrong Turn and 2005’s House of Wax! Stacie & Anthony chart the descent from post-Scream-era slashers into grungy rural torture p0rn and find themselves wondering: is (honorary Gaylord) Paris Hilton the only one to come out of this unscathed?
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Episode 26: Things Go Bump at Noon
This week the Gaylords revel in not one but TWO Lupitas in Jordan Peele’s Us! This spoiler-heavy episode tackles our takes on the film as well as our feels about Elisabeth Moss + Scientology, horror and life in the Trump era, and the true horror of braving audiences to see a new release on opening weekend!
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Episode 25: Gay and Hungry
This week the Gaylords put on their toe shoes and dance their way through the bombastic, bonkers Black Swan. Also: Greta, possession movies, bad endings, and more!
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Episode 24: My Cyberworld is My Business
Log on, boot up a jpeg, and join the Gaylords for their first foray into the erotic, exotic cyberworld of internet horror as they discuss iMurders (2008) and Cam (2018). Plus: pop music in horror films and more. No one will emerge from this jacking in unscathed!
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Episode 23: The Happy Taco of the Franchise
It's the Juliette Cummins double feature you never knew you wanted! Get hepped up on corn dogs and tune in as the Gaylords discuss two bonkers black sheep horror films: Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning and Slumber Party Massacre II. Hillbilly dirt farmers, rockabilly sex goblins, listener questions, Tokyo Convertibles and more await your ear holes!
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Episode 22: A Moist Hefty Bag Full of Baby Arms
This week the Gaylords welcome Colin Drucker (Alright Mary and In the Details podcasts) into the coven for their long foretold return to Suspiria (2018). They crack open their chests, investigate every detail and nuance, and tackle many lingering questions, including: What's up with Miss Griffith? Why is Klemperer so important? Does Helena Markos have a timeshare in Tampa? Put on your red yarn and dance, everybody, dance!
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Episode 21: "Soft, Silky Euphemisms" with Guinevere Turner
This week the Gaylords spend the night with Rita Mae Brown and Amy Holden Jones’s The Slumber Party Massacre — now with guest Gaylord, writer & actress Guinevere Turner (American Psycho, the upcoming Charlie Says). Ready your nighties, Space Babe shirts, and corpse pizza for a killer party!
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Episode 20: An Emotional Truck of Potatoes
Dead is NOT better than this week's episode as the Gaylords are joined by writer/film critic Alex West (Faculty of Horror, The 1990s Teen Horror Cycle)! The terrible trio put on their blue velvet dresses and top hats to talk Pet Sematary, Pet Sematary II, the current state of horror movies, and being a horror fan in this hashtag woke era.
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Episode 19: Sit on It and Click It
This week the Gaylords kick off Women in Horror month with their favorite killer prom queen Mary Lou Maloney from Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II and Prom Night III: The Last Kiss. Also: the Amityville series, listener questions, and more. Remember...for a good time, call the Gaylords of Darkness!
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